Friday, April 22, 2005

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Thursday, April 21, 2005

I was at Baker Bros. on Greenville last weekend, and taking up two parking spaces, because it was parked at an angle, was a giant black Hummer with that "W The President" slapped on the back.
Those stickers are the most arrogant display of national self-righteousness I have ever witnessed.

Misspent presidency?
Monkey brain?
Misdirected energy plans?
Marginal mentality?

I say were on to something here.
I'm getting so sick of all the stickers with the stylized W and the president caption, I think I'll take that design, turn it upside down so it becomes a big M and, below, stack up...

mental midget
multi-billionaire gopher

or some such. I cant decide about the last one...any ideas???

mass murderer
monotheistic reactionary


Tuesday, April 19, 2005

this one wont last nearly as long as jp2.

as bushy says, "he serves the Lord."

I still cant get used to a US
pres talking about "the Lord".

I'm just hoping it will seem that much
more surreal in the not to distant future.
So...could the red hats have chosen anybody more conservative than Pope Ratdict 16?
Am I wrong, or is there a staunch funkamentalist trend sweeping our planet?
Hillary 08!

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

So how's it gonna be?
How's it gonna be with BillyBobBubbaJoe as our next UN honcho?
I'll tell ya how....
Another chapter in "How to Win Friends and Influence People, Worldwide" By Dubya Dontcare.
My promise to the world...
When the conclave meets next week, and if they elect me pope on a write in ballot...I'm changing some shit. could happen.

Monday, April 04, 2005

wait a sec...

a veg and religified leader die within days of each other? could this be some kind of bushy dark omen? after all, he seems to fit both descriptions.

and he's probly a tube lover. I'll bet he drinks his milk through a straw. I mean, when laura cant find his sippy cup.