Sunday, November 27, 2005


Originally uploaded by kcorbet.
more of the same, please.

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Friday, November 25, 2005

more thanksgving injun questions

why they cook bird?

why they throw out feather?

why they mash potatoes?
they not know french fries?

(we fry french last week.
he heap plenty delicious)

slaw? as in slawter?

dirt? they want buy dirt?
no eat dirt. no wear dirt.
no trade dirt. got plenty dirt.
how much you pay for dirt?

you take dirt. we take slaw.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

So I wonder...

What do you suppose the Native Americans were thinkin about this time, 1:20am, the day after the first Thanksgiving?
"How come they took all the second helpins for themselves?"
"You think they pray like that before every meal?"
"They sure were quiet during dinner, weren't they?"
"Somethin tells me we're screwed"
The more things change....the more they stay the same.
Phreedumb, indeed.

7 fun facts about living in america

1. Living in America, where speech is so free, it's
broken loose from the truth altogether.

2. Living in America, where our leaders have so
much integrity, they've redefined the word.

3. Living in America, where our thoughts are so
profound, the President has to cut them into
bite sized bits and spit them out very slowly.

4. Living in America, the richest per capita
country in the world. We're not poor...
that's just our attitude.

5. Living in America, where the liberal media
is so humble, they always defer to their
corporate elders.

6. Living in America, where Anyone can become
President...or havent you noticed?

7. Living in America, rich in
Manifest Destiny, for example.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005


well, one thing we can be thankful for is we're over
halfway through the hellish horror of george.
as unending as this sad time is for
all of us, there's less of it
ahead than we've
had to endure.

thanks for That.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

bush in china

maybe mao be bustin outta his case when the dubmeister be walkin by and give him a few lessons on respectin the yellow man cause they never be short on keepin the faith, bein uppity in the face of thems what thinks they can just come right on in with their shoes on.

big test for chinese capitalists. have they really gone so far down our road that they will worship at the feet of the sleeping yankee doodle noodle or will they show a little red no. 5 pride when dubby starts in to givin them the what would gee zus do speech a roni?

will they have the 9 billion raw footage spunk to bind the president's feet and make him turn his head to the wall to see how it feels when he actually speak and spells his lame rhetoric to someone our own size for a change?

which I admit will take courage on both sides regardless. but I mean come on, we're talking about big biz here and everyone speaks that language. the greatest consuming countries in the history of the world meeting the greatest money makers ever and they both are both and same.

no one's seen this kind of action since "King Kong v Godzilla", the monkey and the dragon...bush in china.

Its embarrasin

I am vomit level sick of seein georgie porgie standin before a handpicked audience of sheeple in his bomber jacket talking about "staying the course".

What course? Thats the question. Just what fuckin' course does he have in mind??
The course that has us movin toward 3,000 KIA I suppose...five more today, folks.

Then, back here, while Georgie is in the Korean "peninchewla", his legislative goons proceed to bully forth his policy in the house, calling Rep Murtha...a 30 yr Marine Corp Vet who achieved the rank of Colonel and was awarded two purple hearts in Nam a coward??
Is it just me, or has this past week brought a wind of change; a possible 60s like galvanization and arising of all of us who are less than thrilled with our current management?

I'm seeing folks of good will....Dems, 'Pubs and Indies...starting to say enough is enough. Be it Reid or Hagel; Pelosi or McCain, those who think are startin to think what we've thought all along, that bushie and his brethren are immorally and likely illegally outta touch with reality.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

and another thing...

how do these boobs think they can accomplish their see through goal of fooling some of the people all of the time by sticking to eXact talking points...where everyone in the white house and all the key rebooblican whiskey brains use eXactly the same words in every interview on any given topic???

dont they know that if they ALL use the same lines like "democrats are 'rewriting history'" and "they do a 'disservice to our troops'", the impression is not good, real or true. expecially if the president and vice president are echoing each other in the same afternoon and senators are dittoing them on sunday news shows???

one thought, one brain...and it's not even Theirs?

yet another nazi oversight.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

darth dick

I could definitely see cheney coming into a cabinet meeting some morning and supernaturally choking the crap out of anyone who doesnt see eye to eye with the dark force of corporate bread buttering. I just assume he does it all the time. like his sith buddy delay used to.

tommy can you hear me? if I dont see ya again in this world, see ya in the next, dont be late.

I dont know that I hold out much hope for princess hilary. nevertheless, there's hope in the air. now if we can simply pull some of it down into the trenches where it can do the most good.

any bets on who the democratic heir apparent may be? we'll probably know them when we see them.

who's on the short list of Please, God, Nooo??? I'll start that list with gore and kerry.

america hates a loser. I seriously dont know how nixon did it in 68. like 2008, I'm guessing, people will simply want a change. then they took the big lie bait in 72, just like they did in 2004.

but gore? kerry? even my buddy, howard dean...I think most folks would actually want clinton back first.

stupidity defined

it's clear bushy two shoes still doesnt know the difference between rhetoric and rhett butler. when it's clear the reason 40 something percent of us want to leave iraq Merely cause we shouldnt have been there in the first place, the dog man of alcatraz continues to characterize that position as a "loss of nerve".

like the majority suddenly has cold feet and is too scared to "stay the course".

yo no no, nasty bush boy. quit throwing words like nerve and freedom and democracy around as you travel the planet when most of us know what youre actually referring to is dissention, oppression and imperialism.

check out the following site to see how we are indeed not just on a course toward fascism...we're pretty much already there...obvious, I realize so, hey, enjoy the movie...

The SoupReam Court

Don't you find it interesting that the Repubs only don't like legislation from the bench if its liberal legislation. Looks like Alito is gonna come on board with an agenda firmly in place.

I guess my favorite line from the day, paraphrased of course, was from Sen. Dr. Hon. Ahole. Bill Frist who, when rejecting a timetable for leaving Iraq, stated that such a plan would be an open invitation for insurgent attacks.

Guess what?

The insurgents have already attacked.

Whats really pissing me off hardcore these days is how bushead has played fast and loose with over 2,000 lives. People are pawns in the political mortarshell game.

As far as I'm concerned, his approval ratings can't sink low enough.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Good indeed

Good to be back indeed...I was wonderin where our stage of discontent went.
Or, we can reverse it....
Doesn't Darth Vader look downright natural being shrub's VP?

back in the saddle again

Well, it's good to be back. I had no idea that this blog site had suffered tech problems.

Is it just me, or would our very own sweet vp Dickie Cheney look downright natural wearing a Darth Vadar uniform?

Saturday, November 12, 2005

answering my own question

I forgot. even if the media does an excellent job of reporting all the slam bang controversy, only so many of us are watching the news. if we didnt know anything but our facts, no perspective...we'd be just as clueless as, say, 35% of the population...those who still approve of the truly incredible job the president is doing for america.

those who equate agression with pride with strength with confidence with "doing the right thing". those who agree, even at this late date, that there is no debate when it comes to America being the "greatest nation on earth". those who believe the best foreign policy comes down to "an eye for and eye", "all's fair in love and war", "W The President".

"America, Love it or Shove it"

Friday, November 11, 2005

Veteran's Day 05

I know the numbers are down down, but I dont understand why theyre not even worse when bush refuses to talk publicly to Anyone not in uniform. how can our pussy president, being the wimp ass pussy that he is, not simply break down in mid speech and start sobbing about his overwhelming fear of talking "publicly" at all???

how can he not just go home some night and blow his brain out cause he cannot bring himself to talk to americans who dont owe him a salute up front???

I think I might have to elvis myself into the next dimension. I cant wait till future studies, maybe frontline in 2010, digs in there and finds out the depth of heir dubyah's personal issues. the drugs he's hooked on, the paranoia, the neuroses, all the veils of weakness that are at once obvious and which, take drinking for example, from his perspective, must be like seeing through a glass darkly.

the whole thing must be even more of a twilight zone to him than it is for us. he CAN'T possibly know what he's one would Consciously do Any of this crap.

p.s. go media go...keep telling the truth. do your job. let people know what's happened to them. show them how theyve been screwed. show them what WE already know.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

that old feeling

the old cancer kicks up again...the knowledge that, regardless of public opinion, he'll never get what he deserves. what a great role model for playing dumb in life while feeding the profits of your buddies and donors behind everyone's back.

how bout those oil kings before congress trying to defend their 3rd quarter record profits while raising prices dramatically every week? my question is can senators and congressmen really afford to challenge oil execs?

doesnt that qualify as anti-american in bushlandia? can the polls be so devastating that elected officials can ignore what corporate america has come to subservience and obedience?

or could human values and morality take an upturn even as the evil W takes a downslide?

damn this optimistic streak o mine.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Life in the American Bush

I just read a story that reviewed a recent GWB speech in which he addressed the uproar about torture and US policy.

While on one hand he says that "We do not condone torture" (and I paraphrase), he is on record in opposing the senate bill currently under consideration that bans torture by U.S. agents. Hmmmm

Tell me Shrub, what is it. Where do you stand.

There is no other way of assessing this moron; he is a lying sack of shit.

Personally, I would love to see Cheney get his comeuppance by having his sorry ass thrown in prison. He can be someone's love toy for awhile. Maybe his karmic imbalance can be amended that way?

Sunday, November 06, 2005

case in point...This Old Guitar

imagine this sung as a total drone,
a simplistic melody repeated ad nauseum
by a man looking into the freezer for
nothing in particular. you can
almost see neil saying, "shit,
that's probly good enough"
every line or two...
This old guitar ain't mine to keep
Just taking care of it now
It's been around for years and years
Just waiting in its old case
It's been up and down the country roads
It's brought a tear and a smile
It's seen its share of dreams and hopes
And never went out of style

This old guitar
This old guitar
This old guitar

This old guitar has caught some breaks
But it never searched for gold
It can't be blamed for my mistakes
It only does what it's told
It's been a messenger in times of trouble
In times of hope and fear
When I get drunk and seeing double
It jumps behind the wheel and steers

This old guitar
This old guitar
This old guitar
This old guitar
This old guitar
This old guitar
This old guitar
you can smell him find:

It cant be blamed for my mistakes
It only does what it's told.

which is cool...but then he has to
back up to set the line up with:

This old guitar has caught some breaks
But it never searched for gold.

huh? please tell me he's not simply
referencing "Heart of Gold" ala one
of Lennon's biographical quips...
cause that's a whip of a quip
and shitty wit if true.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

neil young on conan all week

I know he has a cult following
I know he can play with anyone he wants
I know his royalities could retire the columbian debt
I know he has 3 mansions on hills overlooking 3 different seas
I know he's worked long and hard to get where he is
I know he never has to work another day
I know he's been everywhere
and done everything
but I swear...

I dont know why.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

yo yo bush yo yo

and so our fearless leader continues to twist in the wind.

when his lady lawyer friend flagged out and his
right hand mob called for their dog in her stead,
the big W was happy to comply and put in a nomination
he was sure was bound to fly across the nation.

"we'll put the court back 60 years!" is what he said.

"not if we have Our way," the democrats replied.